I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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