Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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