She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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