I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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