I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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