Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
