You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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