There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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