PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Barsexuality is the new black.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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