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say what?
wanna hang out?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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