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I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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