I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
