Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you have to choose: penises or morals?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize
