Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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