That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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