Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
worst night to have a conscience
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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