Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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