If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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