are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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