She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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