So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She tied me up with her honor cords...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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