3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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