dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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