Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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