No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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