Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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