We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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