NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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