you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I'm really busy with my period
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