If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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