pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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