I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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