Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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