i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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