I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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