I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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