are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Come see our sink grown plant.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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