We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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