i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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