remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Randomize
