Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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