Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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