Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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