I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Holy shit dude........stairs
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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