i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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