So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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