I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
