You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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