you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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