Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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