CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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