no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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