I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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