and you said cock pushups were impossible
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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