It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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