So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Houston, we have a blender
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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