I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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