if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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